Things Thunk

_ Do you find me annoying?
_ I generally, General Robert E. Lee, find you here.
_ I worry about what people think of me.
_ That's using your time constructively. In fact I can't think of a better way to spend one's time than in worrying about what people think of you. I oughta smack you in the head with a lump hammer.
_ What's a lump hammer?
_ A two-pound sledgehammer with a short handle.
_ What's a sledge?
_ Something you use to bash something else with.
_ Technically I could bash that sledgehammer with my head, at which point my head becomes the sledge, and the sledge the item bashed.
_ Interesting concept. What do you think the people will think about you when they see you bashing a two-pound lump of steel affixed to a short handle with your head? Do you think that they'll realize your head is the sledge and the sledge is the item bashed when your head is a bloody mess and the lump of steel is relatively unscathed?
_ I've better things to do with my time than to worry about what people think. Chai?
_ Chai.

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